Perfectly adequate and handsome.
GLASS HALF FULL SORT OF GUY
AND HE DON’T NEED POWER PELLETS, BITCH
AS PARAPPA THE RAPPER ONCE SAID, "YOU GOTTA BELIEVE"
BEFORE THE FIGHT
MY DAD: I don't know about Pacquiao. This guy is so much bigger.
AFTER THE FIGHT
MY DAD: I KNEW IT. I KNEW HE WAS GONNA WIN.
"Who ordered the Nelly concert?"
— My cousin, during the Pacquiao pregame show
I NO LONGER CALL THEM FIGHTS - JUST BEATINGS
FOR ONCE, I WON’T BE STAYING AT HOME